Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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