I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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