you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Randomize
