Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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