i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
they call him Oral-B. enough said
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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