it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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