Do you still have your period?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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