S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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