Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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