i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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