she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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