Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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