i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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