SEEEEXXX PLEASE
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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