i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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