I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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