Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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