It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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