We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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