yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just want nice things and good sex
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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