We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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