i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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