You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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