Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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