I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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