I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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