That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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