he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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