I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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