I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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