The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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