I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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