and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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