she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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