I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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