how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We left the knife in your bed.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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