Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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