You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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