so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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