Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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