normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
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