yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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