he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
