Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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