I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Randomize
