my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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