Your tits are I can't wait for
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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