Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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