he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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