is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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